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rain · **Posted:** 13 Apr 2012 11:33 pm

lovuian wrote:

DRAC wrote:

Shasta wrote:

Would you consider coming to Kashmir with me?

An amusing notion but, as I am sure you are aware, our legal remit does not currently extend beyond the borders of France. As well, we are are fully extended at the moment. A local site, the site referred to in this forum as 'Nut's Vagina', has absorbed our full attention. This vagina causes us no end of perplexity as we struggle to penetrate its deep mystery. It continually taunts and tempts us as we pursue it. I worry that DRAC will prematurely discharge its obligations as frustrations over this never-ending project mount. However, as soon as we have gained satisfaction in this regard, we will enter Ben Hammott's tomb with the thrust of our engorged national pride, forcefully if necessary, and proceed to completion is a rythmic and gentle manner. It shouldn't take long. We will update this forum as to our progress.

Please do DRAC
and may I say I had a bit of a hot flash :oops:

over reading your report
Take your time dear :wink:

Don't Rush

and Lov, that's called menopause. Better to hit the HRT now before you go into meltdown.

lovuian · **Posted:** 14 Apr 2012 12:39 am

DRAC · **Joined:** 01 Apr 2012 5:43 pm **Posts:** 28

Please excuse our english. It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies. We only meant to convey our intention of penetrating Ben Hammott's tomb. Although Ben Hammott is very knowledgable about the vagina, and we have learned much from him in this regard, it is now necessary to cut through the various obfuscations surrounding his discovery - including those most recent claims that there is no tomb. To do this, we will read through his book following each clue laid out by Sauniere. In this way, we will retrace Ben Hammott's steps and discover the tomb just as Ben himself did. We expect this process to be a simple matter for the following reasons: 1) Sauniere created the clues so that the tomb would be found. 2) A veritable half-wit and his crew of nit-wits found said tomb.

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

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DRAC said : It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies.

???? "old ladies"? You might actually learn something from a few mature women...like where the tombs are...

amazing what secrets are revealed between the sheets.....

That was a poor choice of words you used...and I'm sure I'm the youngest "old" lady here... :wink:

lcremote · **Joined:** 15 May 2008 6:00 pm **Posts:** 375

DRAC wrote:

Please excuse our english. It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies. We only meant to convey our intention of penetrating Ben Hammott's tomb. Although Ben Hammott is very knowledgable about the vagina, and we have learned much from him in this regard, it is now necessary to cut through the various obfuscations surrounding his discovery - including those most recent claims that there is no tomb. To do this, we will read through his book following each clue laid out by Sauniere. In this way, we will retrace Ben Hammott's steps and discover the tomb just as Ben himself did. We expect this process to be a simple matter for the following reasons: 1) Sauniere created the clues so that the tomb would be found. 2) A veritable half-wit and his crew of nit-wits found said tomb.

No need to apologize DRAC. Your english seems quite excellent. I for one have found your posts here refreshing and enlightening and I look forward to more.

DRAC · **Joined:** 01 Apr 2012 5:43 pm **Posts:** 28

lcremote wrote:

DRAC wrote:

Please excuse our english. It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies. We only meant to convey our intention of penetrating Ben Hammott's tomb. Although Ben Hammott is very knowledgable about the vagina, and we have learned much from him in this regard, it is now necessary to cut through the various obfuscations surrounding his discovery - including those most recent claims that there is no tomb. To do this, we will read through his book following each clue laid out by Sauniere. In this way, we will retrace Ben Hammott's steps and discover the tomb just as Ben himself did. We expect this process to be a simple matter for the following reasons: 1) Sauniere created the clues so that the tomb would be found. 2) A veritable half-wit and his crew of nit-wits found said tomb.

No need to apologize DRAC. Your english seems quite excellent. I for one have found your posts here refreshing and enlightening and I look forward to more.

Thank you Icremote, and may I say that I find your posts in particular to be of superior quality. Although we are on opposite sides - you a treasure hunter and us archaelogists - I think it admirable that we alone have attained a sort of higher understanding of this mystery. Perhaps in another life we could have been friends. Perhaps even lovers?

lcremote · **Joined:** 15 May 2008 6:00 pm **Posts:** 375

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

DRAC wrote:

Please excuse our english. It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies. We only meant to convey our intention of penetrating Ben Hammott's tomb. Although Ben Hammott is very knowledgable about the vagina, and we have learned much from him in this regard, it is now necessary to cut through the various obfuscations surrounding his discovery - including those most recent claims that there is no tomb. To do this, we will read through his book following each clue laid out by Sauniere. In this way, we will retrace Ben Hammott's steps and discover the tomb just as Ben himself did. We expect this process to be a simple matter for the following reasons: 1) Sauniere created the clues so that the tomb would be found. 2) A veritable half-wit and his crew of nit-wits found said tomb.

No need to apologize DRAC. Your english seems quite excellent. I for one have found your posts here refreshing and enlightening and I look forward to more.

Thank you Icremote, and may I say that I find your posts in particular to be of superior quality. Although we are on opposite sides - you a treasure hunter and us archaelogists - I think it admirable that we alone have attained a sort of higher understanding of this mystery. Perhaps in another life we could have been friends. Perhaps even lovers?

Tell me DRAC, once and for all, in the presence of these witnesses, why did you not take actions against Henry Lincoln and his illegal excavations? What did you find when you finally investigated those sites? Why have these records been suppressed?

DRAC · **Joined:** 01 Apr 2012 5:43 pm **Posts:** 28

lcremote wrote:

Tell me DRAC, once and for all, in the presence of these witnesses, why did you not take actions against Henry Lincoln and his illegal excavations? What did you find when you finally investigated those sites? Why have these records been suppressed?

We told you 10 years ago and we will tell you again: your theories of treasure and conspiracy are fantasies and you are a lunatic. Do not stir up trouble or you will never be allowed to step foot in France again. And may I say that you are dangerously close to breaching the terms of your legal agreement here on this forum. Don't think that we have not been reading your posts.

lovuian · **Posted:** 14 Apr 2012 2:48 am

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

DRAC wrote:

Please excuse our english. It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies. We only meant to convey our intention of penetrating Ben Hammott's tomb. Although Ben Hammott is very knowledgable about the vagina, and we have learned much from him in this regard, it is now necessary to cut through the various obfuscations surrounding his discovery - including those most recent claims that there is no tomb. To do this, we will read through his book following each clue laid out by Sauniere. In this way, we will retrace Ben Hammott's steps and discover the tomb just as Ben himself did. We expect this process to be a simple matter for the following reasons: 1) Sauniere created the clues so that the tomb would be found. 2) A veritable half-wit and his crew of nit-wits found said tomb.

No need to apologize DRAC. Your english seems quite excellent. I for one have found your posts here refreshing and enlightening and I look forward to more.

Thank you Icremote, and may I say that I find your posts in particular to be of superior quality. Although we are on opposite sides - you a treasure hunter and us archaelogists - I think it admirable that we alone have attained a sort of higher understanding of this mystery. Perhaps in another life we could have been friends. Perhaps even lovers?

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DRAC said : It seems some of you may have an incorrect impression from our poor choice of words. To clarify: we are not interested in making love to old ladies.

Damn you DRAC
you beat me to it

Shasta you are a Wise woman :wink:

lcremote · **Joined:** 15 May 2008 6:00 pm **Posts:** 375

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

Tell me DRAC, once and for all, in the presence of these witnesses, why did you not take actions against Henry Lincoln and his illegal excavations? What did you find when you finally investigated those sites? Why have these records been suppressed?

We told you 10 years ago and we will tell you again: your theories of treasure and conspiracy are fantasies and you are a lunatic. Do not stir up trouble or you will never be allowed to step foot in France again. And may I say that you are dangerously close to breaching the terms of your legal agreement here on this forum. Don't think that we have not been reading your posts.

So? Maybe I don't want to go to France any more. Maybe I am happy here drinking crap wine, eating crap food, surrounded by fat, boorish slobs.

DRAC · **Joined:** 01 Apr 2012 5:43 pm **Posts:** 28

lcremote wrote:

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

Tell me DRAC, once and for all, in the presence of these witnesses, why did you not take actions against Henry Lincoln and his illegal excavations? What did you find when you finally investigated those sites? Why have these records been suppressed?

We told you 10 years ago and we will tell you again: your theories of treasure and conspiracy are fantasies and you are a lunatic. Do not stir up trouble or you will never be allowed to step foot in France again. And may I say that you are dangerously close to breaching the terms of your legal agreement here on this forum. Don't think that we have not been reading your posts.

So? Maybe I don't want to go to France any more. Maybe I am happy here drinking crap wine, eating crap food, surrounded by fat, boorish slobs.

Get used to it then, loser!

lcremote · **Joined:** 15 May 2008 6:00 pm **Posts:** 375

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

So? Maybe I don't want to go to France any more. Maybe I am happy here drinking crap wine, eating crap food, surrounded by fat, boorish slobs.

Get used to it then, loser!

I hate you.

DRAC · **Joined:** 01 Apr 2012 5:43 pm **Posts:** 28

lcremote wrote:

DRAC wrote:

lcremote wrote:

So? Maybe I don't want to go to France any more. Maybe I am happy here drinking crap wine, eating crap food, surrounded by fat, boorish slobs.

Get used to it then, loser!

I hate you.

I hate you too.

lovuian · **Posted:** 14 Apr 2012 3:08 am

Well I guess you weren't lovers in a past life :roll:

or maybe you were :shock:

Come on you two make up
DRAC let Icremote back into France

TCP · **Posted:** 14 Apr 2012 3:09 am

Jesus H. Christ... :roll:

TCP

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

I second that TCP... :roll:

Renne · **Posted:** 14 Apr 2012 10:39 pm

Nut - Egyptian goddess of the sky.

(That had to be the world`s shortest relationship, I do hope you can make up).

Nut gives birth to the sun at dawn after eating the sun at dusk. She gives birth in the east at the place of the sun`s rising,

One would have to know on what day...perhaps on January 17? and from where...perhaps from the RLC tower?

And as for the women on this forum, I am the oldest of all...who am I?

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

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Renne said: Nut gives birth to the sun at dawn after eating the sun at dusk. She gives birth in the east at the place of the sun`s rising,

One would have to know on what day...perhaps on January 17? and from where...perhaps from the RLC tower?

And as for the women on this forum, I am the oldest of all...who am I?

Another Nut? :wink:

Spartacus Paraclete · **Joined:** 30 Dec 2009 12:04 pm **Posts:** 1906

Shasta wrote:

Quote:

Renne said: Nut gives birth to the sun at dawn after eating the sun at dusk. She gives birth in the east at the place of the sun`s rising,

One would have to know on what day...perhaps on January 17? and from where...perhaps from the RLC tower?

And as for the women on this forum, I am the oldest of all...who am I?

Another Nut? :wink:

Wow Renne and Shasta... You guys could be onto something big! According to David Wood, author of GenIsis, Nut's Vagina can be found on the French countryside around Rennes-le-Chateau. Apparently Extraterrestrials used their spaceships to 'terraform' the countryside to resemble Nut's Vagina many, many years ago.

Wood also claims that all members of the Priory of Sion are ritualy castrated on initiation. Apparently, and this is the really important bit, they then store their dismembered members in a great big communal jar! Since Wood claims that Jesus was a member of the Priory of Sion, it stands to reason that Jesus' penis IS IN THAT VERY JAR.

Shasta, if you could just find that penis, you could have the DNA to prove that you really are important, because you are 'Of The Bloooooodline'!

Quick, Shasta, there's no time to lose. The Vatican have been hunting for that Penis Jar for years. Find Wood, and find the Penis Jar. Prove to the world who you really are...

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

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Spartacus said: Wow Renne and Shasta... You guys could be onto something big! According to David Wood, author of GenIsis, Nut's Vagina can be found on the French countryside around Rennes-le-Chateau. Apparently Extraterrestrials used their spaceships to 'terraform' the countryside to resemble Nut's Vagina many, many years ago.

I never heard of David Wood, but I recommend you change your choice of reading literature...
TWO Nuts on the same page! Phew..... :roll:

You've explained why so many women move to France for 'research'....Are you writing in Soprano? Just wondering what else they will find in that jar..

VeryAngryMother · **Posted:** 15 Apr 2012 11:17 am

Spartacus Paraclete wrote:

Wood also claims that all members of the Priory of Sion are ritualy castrated on initiation. Apparently, and this is the really important bit, they then store their dismembered members in a great big communal jar! Since Wood claims that Jesus was a member of the Priory of Sion, it stands to reason that Jesus' penis IS IN THAT VERY JAR.

So it's possible there could be a large number of pricks in the vicinity of RlC?

VAM

Spartacus Paraclete · **Joined:** 30 Dec 2009 12:04 pm **Posts:** 1906

VeryAngryMother wrote:

Spartacus Paraclete wrote:

Wood also claims that all members of the Priory of Sion are ritualy castrated on initiation. Apparently, and this is the really important bit, they then store their dismembered members in a great big communal jar! Since Wood claims that Jesus was a member of the Priory of Sion, it stands to reason that Jesus' penis IS IN THAT VERY JAR.

So it's possible there could be a large number of pricks in the vicinity of RlC?

VAM

Yes, perhaps definitely, a whole jar of them. What is key is that Jesus' penis could be in this very jar! If it could be found, Shasta could use it to prove, by somethingorother DNA, that she is very important, perhaps more important than the Chosen One; or even the King of the Fairies, Nick Weir; or Michael 'Mommy's Boy' Lafosse; or that other headcase, whatshername?

Surely the location of this jar should be of paramount importance to this forum community?

Le Serpent Rouge... the Crista... think about it, it's all there...

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

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Spartacus......are you anti feminine? Is your penis in that jar? Just wondering...

For the real scoop on ancient aliens, start in India, where they wrote about them 5,000 years ago..
but never made a religion around them...

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/43ancients/02files/India_Sanskrit_Wings.html

Then read Carl Sagan's take on life in the UNiverse.

http://ufos.about.com/od/ufoskepticprofiles/p/carlsagan.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdyFhXqGlvc

It's hard to imagine that any thinking educated person in the world today would not believe there is life beyond us in the universe...
why as far back as the 1500's, it was presumed by the Church that UFO's were present at the birth of Jesus and at the Crucifixion...as revealed through art of the time:

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So it's possible there could be a large number of pricks in the vicinity of RlC? Image

VAM

@ VAM... I think you got that right! :lol:

Spartacus Paraclete · **Joined:** 30 Dec 2009 12:04 pm **Posts:** 1906

Shasta wrote:

Spartacus......are you anti feminine? Is your penis in that jar? Just wondering...

So now you're accusing me of being a brother in the Priory of Sion! Where's your proof to make such a claim?

And, if I was, allegedly, a member of the Priory of Sion, I couldn't be 'anti feminine' because, as everybody knows, the Priory is a many thousand year old feminine worshipping cult of eunuchs. Try and keep up, woman!

But on a more serious note, surely the penis jar is perfect for your DNA somethingorother...

Find the jar, Shasta...

Shasta · **Joined:** 19 Nov 2008 11:01 am **Posts:** 1702

Ohh Spartacus, you are so cute when you're upset......why should I want to find a jar of penis's?
When there are so many living, functioning attached penis's all around to contend with? (drat....how does one pluralize 'penis' ? Never a good editor around when ya need one.)

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