Eginolf wrote:
Pilrig wrote:
The crowd is about to stone the prostitute, Jesus halts them by saying " Let they who have no sin cast the first stone " All of a sudden a stone flies out and hits the prostitute on the head. Jesus turns to the crowd and says " Mother, sometimes you get on my wick"
Another one:
The pope dies and turns up at heaven's gate where Saint Peter stands with the key. The pope desires entry but Peter doesn't know him and tells him to wait so he can ask Mr. God or Mr. Jesus. When he talks to Jesus about the new dead man at the gate Jesus starts laughing: "Oh yes, the pope. Do you recall the fishing club I founded some 2000 years ago?"
A marketing professional dies and finds himself at the Pearly Gates with Saint Peter, who tells him he can choose to go to either Heaven, or Hell. A bit surprised at the choice, he asks if he can visit each place before making his decision. Saint Peter agrees and sends him through to Heaven, where he finds himself in a pleasant, bright, and somewhat gauzy circumstance, with people strolling happily and playing harps. Next, he visits Hell, where it is all partying and dancing and half naked frolicking. Having made his decision, he tells Saint Peter that while Heaven seems alright, it's a bit bland for his taste, while Hell seems far more entertaining. He is duly sent down to Hell, where he finds fire and brimstone and demons stabbing people with pitchforks and the like. Calling out to Saint Peter, he says "WTF? this isn't what you showed me at all! This is completely hideous and frightening!" Saint Peter pauses and then replies "You were in marketing...surely you're familiar with DEMOS?"
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